I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie
I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie
I almost spat out my drink when I saw this
Guy who worked at my place before me kept using these and GOTO statements all over the place.
His name? Cotton-eyed Joe
How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.
Ever heard of a Faustian Bargain? If the bible was written today, Stan would be taking requests through Amazon
that’s because co-op multiplayer >> competitive multiplayer
wow, you’ve totally convinced me
/s
/s can never hurt, but there will always be someone saying “I hate sarcasm tags because they’re for stupid people” and that can hurt
As long as you brought food, the dungeon master won’t kick you out
It’s Heroes of the Storm but I think I like your ideas better
You too, pal. Save your sympathy, invest it in solar energy, the energy market is expanding rapidly.
Yeah it counts as a stroke
Now I wish there was an advertising studio where, like, they specialized in shitty ads for real things. Like “I made a game on newgrounds, you WON’T LAST TEN SECONDS” but it’s just a flappy birds clone or something
oh, you were concerned about a typo and not the logic behind their comment?
because ‘a’ vs ‘an’ is dependant on the first sound not the first letter. For some reason the “yew” in uniform counts as a consonant.
If so, your prognosis is bleak
because… the person I was replying to was talking about it? The intent was to be funny, I suppose.
Apple users get the option to “react” to messages, adding things like 💜 or 👍 to the message. Since it’s not natively supported by other messaging apps, those users get a message that looks like mine instead of an emoji.
mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…”
I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that