A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.
I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.
I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”
Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.
Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.
However you look at it, it’s shit either way. This joke stinks!
“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”
I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe
Calling the police right now! /s
Let me help you with an additional rule: horny and hungry hardening shall be coupled and only occur together or not at all.
We need that template! 👷
The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo
Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!
Don’t worry, it’s too big for him.
If the universe is truly infinite and as homogeneous as it appears to be, then an infinite amount of people had already said that, will say that and are saying it right now.
We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as “relevant” as reddit used to be.
I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.