This crusade could have been a junta

Reminds me of

No, remind me

You can hold it and copter yourself

For “it’s too late for me” thinking, imagine what you’d think at {your_current_age}+10. For a teenager, work on developing a skill or talent, nothing else matters. Become independent and self reliant, and don’t be a jerk to others.

Oh snap hope all goes well

No waaaaay

Sometimes I think to myself, haven’t seen nobanana in a while, and there you are. Good stuff

Where would it download it to

To eat yogurt

Crispy onions are next level, have nothing on caramelized

You already used their body hair for the carpeting, you monster

What he was thinner 🤔

I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res

/s

I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet

The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule

Haha fair, but it’s almost an honor to get a Weird Al parody, I think

Sure it’s a matter of perspective, but only so far because reality will constraint that the number of “items on the ground” are either three or four. One of these people is closer to what’s real.

Tbf, the metal bands you mentioned are all on the operatic side of metal, which is a nice subgenre. Many metal fans would say that there are definitive bands which categorize one subgen vs another. I’ve never heard of Five Finger Death Punch, and thought the name was actually Five Flavored Fruit Punch. Maybe an opportunity for Weird Al here 😁

DEI hire is actually supposed to be “if you have a choice between two candidates who are equally qualified, you choose the one which adds diversity to your team”. There’s nothing in DEI hire about choosing the less qualified person. If anything, from what I’ve seen people who are non-white usually have more degrees and qualifications than their white colleagues. I mean, look at Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump right now…

Not enough memes