It would be evenly distributed across the admins and moderators of the Fediverse. Half would be used to upgrade their servers, a quarter would be used to pay the electric and internet bills, and the last quarter would be spent on coke and hookers. Or a nice car or something.

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Your cat is broken, obviously.

Wait, you people sleep?

0 - ain’t had any (this year at least)

Hey, it’s better than the maggoty coconut…

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This could have easily worked with ‘Homie, we’re in a Wendy’s restroom’, but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍

I usually just pay fair price for the person I wanna bang. $1.25, plus tax of course…

As true as that may be, what’s the deal with all the times I’ve read stories of people setting up and configuring everything the way they want, and then after installing whatever particular updates manually, then MS reverts a bunch of settings back the way they want?

I dunno, but when I got my HP laptop that shipped with Windows 10, I got to an initial setup screen that asked me something like what’s my mother’s middle name or maiden name or something like that, for sake of password recovery I believe.

Even though I’m sure I could have entered in any random nonsense that I’d remember, I was like what effing business is it of the OS to ask such private details?

I didn’t even finish the setup and first boot, I shut it down right then and formatted and installer Linux Mint MATE 20, and I couldn’t be happier.

Isn’t it just wonderful how M$ can just screw you without your consent? To hell with Windows!

Welcome fellow penguin 🐧

I do not have an answer for you, but if I may ask…

Why?

Make sure they’re not your own tampons, don’t want them tracking your DNA pregnancy status…

SLPT: Pouring hot bacon grease works faster, if you’re in a rush…

Léon URL Cleaner

It’s a simple app that strips extra unnecessary details like tracking tags from copied URL links. Highly recommended for sake of privacy, plus the cleaned links are shorter and tidier.

It’s 2024, we’ve upgraded to the Plumbus X…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBU5cKluU

sneaky cheese noises attack!

You pood the dood?

You dood?

Oof, fair enough. 👍

Yeah, here in Mississippi it often gets rather humid, but we keep it pretty dry inside with the air conditioner.

Just take my upvote and go R303 yourself 👍