Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
Takes one to know one! gottem!
Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default…
Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!
That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!
If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?
I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!
Yeah, it’s obvious a jealous Manjaro user stole that dude’s sticker…
Edit: almost forgot… I use arch btw…
Well yeah, it slid off…
I wouldn’t call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…