“…paid him eighteen milyun to sit at home knuckle deep in his girlfriend…”
A true wordsmith.
Zhou tried his best.
As is tradition.
Carlos bringing the DAD VOICE: “Tell me the other driver positions and their tires AND DO IT QUICKLY”. Like a Red Foreman trying to figure out which of the kids in his basement smoked what at the water tower before he goes to explain to the cops waiting in the living room what’s what.
I have a strong feeling Sainz is done. Look at Ferrari releasing them in the wrong order dur8ng quali and having him let Leclerc past in the pitlane before their outlap not once, but TWICE.
And Lando defending like the 2nd monkey on the ramp to the Ark, and brother, the 3rd monkey just realised it started dripping…
And the drivers don’t mash the pedal to the floor and go faster no matter how quick they were going before said foot mashing.
You dropped a middle ‘e’ there…
tx. Yeah I read now that Horner said they were like an old married couple.
I took it as racers gonna race. Plus, track position is still important givem that an appeal may just be able to turn over a penalty. I guess track position is also why Stroll wemt for the overtake on Bottas as well.
Yuki is still too inconsistent, and also to volatile.
I agree re the errors. Key difference is that he has zero buffer against the odd error, because when he gets it right Ferrari goes out of their way to screw it up.
And 100% on him trying too hard because he has to try salvage a result against the pitwall’s best attempts to snooker him.
I feel for him. He is one of the fastest drivers in the field, and where others’ (Ham, Russel, Norris, for instance) lack of results this year is mostly down to a bad car package, in Ferrari’s case it’s just strategy and team not listening to their drivers.
I mean the Ferrari is not a slow car, up to Monaco it’s been the second/third fastest car in the field, but the Ferrari clownshoes tripping over themselves has not allowed their drivers to get the most out of the car.
Between Alonso and almost everybody else. Stroll was nowhere, but Alonso in his 40’s is sharper than 75% of the current grid. His reactions when the car snaps on him is unbelievable.
Suggested Epic level character:
Adrian Newy: Is an airbender.
Strengths: Might be the next avatar.
Weakness: Budget constraints.
Special: One of one, if you have him in your party you are basically guaranteed a campaign win.