Being incoherent and insane are two different things, but you do you Katy the penguin of doom.

I’ve got 99 problems but a fire ain’t one

Cheddar, Swiss, and provolone with a shitton of sodium citrate. That’s a combination I don’t think I’d go for. Sounds like having American cheese on a pie.

I like shoplifting laws in the common law system because they’re, like all theft laws, based on intent. They need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you intended to take and deprive them of whatever they’re accusing you of stealing. If someone conceals something in an elaborate or strange way, you can nail them without them leaving the store. If they put it in their hoodie pocket or shopping bag and have a good excuse for doing so (this is all I had, I wanted to carry more), to “hold” it however, and “forgot” to scan it, you need to actually show that it’s a pattern of several times if you want any hope of actually prosecuting them. At least with this policy I guess the stores can ban you even if they can’t legally do anything against you. Don’t take this comment as encouraging the policy though, you can steal whatever you like from corporations as far as I’m concerned.

FuCk ThE sYsTeM. aNaRcHy RuLeS.

Yep. Women are allowed to be awkward at getting what they want too.

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I’d be fine with Pepsi for rotgut Scotch mixers like Johnnie Walker Red or Dewar’s White I think, it’s just American whiskey is already sweet as hell.

Oh no, we’re too late.

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Pepsi is too sweet to mix with American whiskey.

https://lemmy.world/post/19014116

A meat popsicle.

Looks like they were just banned and unbanned on review for ML. They were banned from here for being an agent of chaos.

Trackshovel comes back tomorrow. Prepare for the chaos.

The fun part of that one is it’s potassium sparing. So you start using this stuff while taking that medication you’ll get hyperkalemia. Lasix, on the other hand, makes you piss out all your potassium.

I think it’s funny how much they emphasize how important salt is then include Tuscan bread recipes. Not having salt changes how you proof it because it changes yeast activity, but you absolutely do not need it to make bread. Heat from the oven is just as fine for stopping over proofing.

Oh bread salt is totally for taste. The yeast doesn’t like it. Shit even the sugar in bread recipes isn’t important. If you have enough time all you really need to make bread is water, flour, and an oven. Of course said bread will taste like shit.

Good product for when you’re on furosemide, bad product for spironolactone.

Nah they’re referring to the insemination of the cows. Gotta keep getting the cow pregnant and take away it’s babies to get milk. Gotta inseminate the cows as soon as you can so you’re not feeding them with no return. That’s a basic factor of dairy farming you can’t get away from no matter how you try. If you believe in animal personhood you should find it abhorrent. I don’t.