‘what fills the gap’ in my ass - will cady
‘what fills the gap’ in my ass - will cady
Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.
I started balding in my late teens. Shaved my head for the first time at 20. Never looked back. Wished I’d done it sooner.
Still remember an offhand comment from a girl who said I have a nice shaped head.
A quick once over with the clippers once a week and you’re good.
Whatever you decided to do don’t stress about it! I’m sure that will only make it worse.
Bonus: the freshly shaved head acts as velcro to keep your hat on during windy days!
The hours I’ve sunk into slice and dice! That game rocks!
Absolutly love this game, great replayability.
I have just discovered Card quest which is taking up a lot of my spare time at the moment.
Is that Noel Fielding?
The real dangers of drugs!
Bad motherfucker by biting elbows.
Oh wait they did, it’s Hardcore Henry
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
I get them £3.60 a tab.
Helps to buy them in bulk.
I’ll buy 25 at a time and that ‘should’ last me and the wife the year.
Same, I made a more professional email address that was easier to tell people over the phone. I didn’t think at the time that my middle initials are A & T.
Now the confusion is I say my email addres is “firstname at lastname @ gmail.com”
36, Scotland. Been driving almost 20 years manual. Briefly had an automatic Volvo XC90, it was great, didn’t have to put down my cup of tea while approaching roundabouts.
I was sat at home alone one night, have my first joint in months. Sat at back door looking out into the woods and think I can hear a girl sobbing. I must be stoned as hell. Then I clearly hear some girl shouting help me! In my pyjamas and Crocs I up and run off into the woods.
While running through the woods my stoned brain says to me if I were planning an ambush, this is what I’d do.
Shut up brain.
Find a young woman sobbing in the pitch darkness off the path in the woods.
Calllm her down. She had an argument with her boyfriend and he took her phone and left her in the woods, she doesn’t know where she is.
I offer to drive her to the hotel she says she’s staying at.
Halfway there I see the cops coming out of the station and flag them down, they were just on their way out to look for this girl.
I tell them what happened and they said I could be on my way.
Thank fuck as I was too high to be talking to cops.
Turns out that girl and her boyfriend work at the hotel with my mate, he says this happens once a week, her boyfriend had in fact not taken her phone she had it all along, he just walked off when she started causing drama again.