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Floorp is made by 3 guys in a basement. Dont count on it being around.

Dont feel bad, the smartest kid in our school now pumps gas.

I enjoy the 5 minute cloud atlas trailer better than the movie. The 5-minute trailer is the greatest trailer ever made, offering the promise of a most incredible movie (even if the movie didnt live up to the trailer’s promise). With M83’s music and all the best scenes, after watching it you don’t need to watch the movie.

Show that trailer to someone who’s never heard of cloud atlas and they’ll cream their pants in anticipation.

Has it up the arse.

God fucked up. These results aren’t what you’d expect of a supreme selfless god. This is what you’d expect from an office temp god with a bad attitude.

Between you and me, in any decently run universe this god would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.

Maybe they shouldn’t.

The statements are both true. Also, the best way to get someone to accomplish something is to tell them it can’t be done.

Nicotine is 7 times more addictive than heroin. It’s unlikely you’ll be able to stop.

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Well Star Wars seems to take two approaches: some races seem to be force sensitive as an implicit property, i.e Yoda’s race (whatever TF that is). Then for every other race force sensitivity is sort of randomised in a Ralph Tresvant way.

Well that’s a good point. But how would he train them?

Nicotine is 7 times more addictive than heroin.

There’s no effort more bipartisan than being vocally against the orange shitburger.

Can you make immich so that when you click on the map, you get a grid of relevant photos rather than full size swipe?

Can you make immich not show the stupid white lines around every country?

He didnt say forest. He said Forrest, as in Gump. Maybe Forrest gets smaller as he gets old.