“If she don’t hawk tuah, I’m not gonna talk tuha”
Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
be me
average 4chan user
love reading and sharing greentext stories
take screenshots of the best ones to save for later
notice one day that a screenshot seems slightly tilted
think it’s just my imagination
days pass, more screenshots seem off
angles get worse, barely noticeable but there
try rotating my phone, doesn’t help
open screenshots on my computer, same issue
post about it on /x/, get mocked and called a noob
start getting obsessed, spend hours comparing, measuring angles
losing sleep, seeing the tilt in my dreams
one morning, wake up, entire room looks tilted
try to walk, stumble and fall
look out the window, world looks upside down
panic, try to grab onto something stable
mother staring at me like I’m crazy
feel like I’m in a nightmare
lock the door
look at my screenshots, they’re completely upside down
see my reflection in the monitor, it’s me but inverted
can’t take it anymore
scream, try to shut down the computer
power button doesn’t work, can’t unplug it
everything in my apartment starts spinning
fall to the floor, clutching my head
world fades to black
wake up in a padded white room
see a pen in front of me
draw greentext arrows on the walls, but they all look tilted
“I just came. Bring the spare pants into my office, Christina!”
-some marketing executive somewhere (probably)
AI really is the future
Thanks, looks interesting, will take a look
I met a cleaning lady in London who couldn’t speak English.
It happened last year in a nice hotel, and I found out as tried to ask for a towel.
Tbh it was kind of funny to think about it later, the one place you would not expect this to happen is London, yet it’s the most logical place that this would happen due to the insanely high demand for workers for these jobs.
Why, do you have a problem with furries?
Fediverse is the future of the internet
You’re right, violence is not the answer, it’s the question. And the answer is yes.
I mean, you don’t have to become a wizard
<glances at Glock 19 on table>
I hope the UN vote goes through, would be great to have a second day where S*rbians are globally whining about facing consequences of their past actions
After learning about the experiment where a woman lived in a house with a dolphin to teach it, and by the end of the project she was instructed to jerk off the dolphin to calm him down, I cannot be surprised anymore
Hey, waddup big T? Ready to hit them halfpipes?
Also, homeless is far from a slur in my opinion, and a similar term is used in many language. Using unhoused doesn’t change anything, the people you talk about still don’t have a place to live, but now you can feel better about yourself by using a different word.
Good article on the topic, highlighting the origin of the word, and the reasons many try to use it: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/20/homeless-unhoused-houseless-term-history
It was a toxic server, PvP only. Glad it was banned
(not the craziest, but could only find this one)