thenextguy@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•maow
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1 day agoShe can arrest me any time.
I may have some bad news for you.
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)
Everywhere, all at once.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
No defect
Will not fix
Shouldn’t it be vanson?
The Blair Wave Project.
Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
This is a prime example of poor workmanship.
Here we are! Born to be cows! We are the bovines of the Universe!
(Born to eat grass? Moo-niverse?)
Copper Plutonium
Thorium Beryllium
Lots of space in this mall.
That’s a really nice wall. I think I’d drop my panties too if I was touching that wall.
“I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul.”