get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back
i hate soup
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
If I’m ever in the eighth spacial dimension, I’ll keep an eye out.
you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time
partners mouth
caffeine in suppository form ass coffee
this is multidimensional wisdom
he brainwashed so many people
glad he’s neck deep in shit at the moment
but every time I see a headline with his name that doesn’t include some variation of “passes away at age”, my blood pressure rises a little bit.
When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date
When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Where do I buy ass cigarettes
Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?
Anything else?
is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality
Trying this every time I need to delete an account
perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much