Cat software on dog hardware.

Best I can do instead is calling it x.

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Spleen.

What’s the significance of the colors? Greenish = “stealing”, orange = “okay”, yellow = “grey area”? Seems awfully negative, maybe invert the whole thing.

Hobbit minds are too occupied with second breakfast.

Thank you, I came here to comment that he looks like a turtle and there it already is, this masterpiece.

Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn’t-put-into-my-mouth/10.

Fourth option: I’m done with the internet

Nobody claimed they’re genetically manipulated humans. They’re organic but man-made, and apparently it’s very hard to tell the difference to a real human except through emotional responses.

Just bless the oceans, ezpz.

I prefer the alligators.

I think you got that wrong, you got +Inf, -Inf and two NaNs, but they’re both just NaN. As you wrote signed NaN makes no sense, though technically speaking they still have a sign bit.

Maybe he just had his period.

Bei dem Schild wohl eher noch das Großdeutsche Reich.

The entire internet has drastically declined for me.

Gender in the grammatical sense just means category, from French genre, Latin genus.

Gender from french genre, latin genus, means category and that’s all it is, a category system, with confusing category names and no real rules for which word belongs to which category. There’s nothing masculine, feminine or neuter about words, nothing “sexual” or whatever, otherwise every person would be a woman because the word for person (from latin persona) is feminine in a lot of european languages, or French and German people would have to think really different about stuff like tables because in French it’s “feminine” and in German it’s “masculine”. Btw, looking at English adjectives with French origin they almost always are the feminine version, like feminine or masculine. Some people think there is a hidden sexual meaning though and they come up with lots of different systems for gender neutral language, stuff like latinx.

I’m countering with a lave-linge which is masculine, now where’s the boomer joke?

10/10 would use.