Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square429fedilinkarrow-up1990arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1951arrow-down1imageChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square429fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareI_Has_A_Hat@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up63arrow-down2·11 months ago 7 inches is enough to get through any doorway. But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.
minus-squareNewDark@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·11 months agoI want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
minus-squareFridgeratr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·11 months agoInstant nuclear fusion explosion
minus-squareBowtiesAreCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 months agoNah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoSo it’s a pretty good super power then
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoJust teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance
minus-squaredanwardvs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoI’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-211 months agoOk wiseguy: hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head teleport 7 inches forward “we can’t figure out what killed em!”
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoI was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoWhat happens though? It just gets cut off?
minus-squareMightyGalhupo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoLeaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoIf you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.
I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
So it’s a pretty good super power then
Yes, but only once
Just teleport 7 inches away, duh
That should be a safe distance
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
Ok wiseguy:
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
That’s how you lose your butt
What happens though? It just gets cut off?
Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
This was my thought.
If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
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