• FlaminGoku@reddthat.com
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    3 months ago

    I get no respect!

    When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my Mother

    I could tell my parents didn’t want me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

    The city hated me so much, they towed the hearse at my funeral!