• Tinks@lemmy.world
      7·
      4 months ago

      There is a book called Off To Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer that is basically this and it’s hysterical.

      • wabafee@lemmy.world
        8·
        4 months ago

        Like miracles I would do it in a few times only during my lifetime. The rest would be just me roleplaying/bullshitting my way to becoming a noble. Maybe along the way create a crude battery.

        • Natanael@slrpnk.net
          5·
          4 months ago

          If you’re lucky to have a laser with charging circuit and port for power you just need to build a generator. Still difficult from scratch but feasible

          • SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world
            3·
            4 months ago

            As long as you have copper/lead/zinc and sulfur, you can make batteries to charge your stuff. The baghdad battery is several thousand years old.

        • vortic@lemmy.world
          3·
          4 months ago

          It seems like they need another dose of awe. I haven’t needed to do this in a few years.

          Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly several times…

          Ummm, what’s going on here? It should have plebtky of juice left. I haven’t used it in ages!

          Metal grinding on metal.

          Shit… The battery is corroded!

          Voices from outside

          Burn him! Burn the witch!